Hilarious! Don't know who Skippy is, but a bunch of these could be good rules for Mitchell too!
Both are hilarious and I love the princess bride, star wars/trek, hitchiker, Izzard references in both (and did you spot the possible stargate references in the original?)
I only have a few things to add:
It is not a good idea to sneak into Dr. Jackson’s office and rearrange his books just to see if he notices…he will and eventually he will figure out who did it and it will not end well for the party or parties responsible.
SNERK!! Too perfect! I would do the same.
2) "...ascended twice and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" Even more the perfecter - wouldn't it be a hoot if the character was seen wearing this on the show?! Like maybe when they mention the fact in context with the current ascended/partially ascended ori storyline?
3) The only way McKay could beat Jackson at scrabble would be if it was like math terms only or something - and then it'd be not easy (don't get me wrong I *LOVE* McKay, but hey, the linguist wins for scrabble) ;D Or maybe it was before he got his memories back after Fallen? :D
4) Darth Sam - made me giggle for much more than 15 or 30 seconds so it clearly won't be allowed, but I shall never see RepliCarter again without thinking "Darth Sam" and humming Vader's theme.
Hilarious! Loved all of the "Wizard of Oz" references(and Sam is so Dorothy).
189. The SGC is not one of the Nine Kingdoms.
"The 10th Kingdom" right? *loves*
haha, those are great. who is skippy, though.
Haha! I practically cried reading that... you and your minions are my heroes.
Aww we are heros...*giggles*
Indeed, Daniel Jackson...
*giggle* STARGATE QUOTE TIME!
Teal'c: I have read of a place where humans do battle in a ring of Jell-o.
O'Neill: Call Daniel.
If I were a good minion, I'd know what this Jell-O shit means... XD
You shall be smited for not knowing the reference that is Jell-O... *smites you*
I am taking this time to show off all my stargate icons...lol
(grin)I have minions! Neat. And yes show off the icons...we need to make more Skippy SGC icons.
Indeed...i will get on that when you get me photoshop...lol..i loves this stuff
Someone I can't remember: I can tell you are a man who speaks his mind, O'Neill.
Jack O'Neill: Yes, which is why I don't say much.
OMG, I love Skippy, but I LOVE this!!! I realized halfway through -- Peter DeLuise is so Skippy! Hee!
Oh that is great, and probably true. Though when I was writing it I was putting myself and my friends in his place most of the time...it was kind of a "What would we get in trouble for at the SGC?" Yeah cause mostof these either I would do myself or I know someone else who would.
HOWL. that is HILARIOUS. xD i love these kinds of lists! they make me giggle muchly. and whats even better is that there are Monty Python, Princess Bride AND Pirates things in there xD here are some additions for you, if you fancy:
- Greeting Goa'uld, Orii, or any other violent aliens with "Hello, Beastie" is generally not a good idea.
- A large Jar of Dirt will not come in handy offworld.
- I will not hum Tchaivosky's 12th Overature during explosions of any kind, even if the music goes along nicely.
- Nor will I lead said explosions with a conductor's baton.
i spell good. xD
-I will ALSO not hum the 1812 Overture.
I like those I may have to add them later.
2006-07-27 03:13 pm (UTC)
Re: Or we could add a V reference:
THATS what i was going for xD i knew i had the number wrong.
Hah! These were a long time coming.
And I would love to see fic over this:
167. I should not remind Dr. Jackson of the time Dr. McKay beat him at scrabble.
You have no idea...I actually started writing the list way back in like march or April I think. Most of it though was written since about Juneish. And yeah I'd like to see that too...I always thought that Daniel and Rodney would be highly entertaining if they started snarking and or geeking off each other.
ROFL! I love the original and you're insane for doing a Stargate version, but I'm glad you did. [giggling facepalm]
(bows) Why thank you! I'm glad you like it.
Oh god, that's a great list and OMG, the Billy the Blue ranger thing.... no wonder I have such adoration of Daniel!
(Okay, so Billy was my very first TV crush, I'm only the tiniest bit embarrased about that)
I wasn't the only one!! I will however point out that I didn't come up with that one...it was goddessofrohan. But yeah right there with you on the first TV crush thing, as well aws the slight embarrasment thing...though in our defence he was cute, in that horribly nerdy kind of way...and I was like 10 at the time.
Got linked over here from one of the SG1 communities.
OMG SO FUNNY!!! *dies* That's the funniest thing I've ever read, totally bookmarking it!!
Yay! I'm a bookmark! I know I'm wierd...I'm just enthused that someone liked it enough to bookmark it.
OMG, I think I hurt something. Trying to smother hysterical laughter so one's employees don't hear one is bad for the spleen.
These are so awesome, I can't even begin to point out my favorites. Except for possibly this one:
131. There will be a formal reprimand if I eat all the pie before General O’Neill gets any.
I've seen a couple of these lists, but this was great as you got some season 9 stuff in there.
I loved 168. I should not tell people that when Dr. Jackson dies he is “only mostly dead.”
I just watched Princess Bride and Mircle Max is my favorite in there.
Oh, that had me giggling all the way through! It was just so right!
Oh wow. If I worked at SGC someone would actually hand me this list. I just know it.
, 7, 17, 18, 24, 27, 37, 42, 43, 46, 51, 55, 56, 62, 63, 65, 67, 68, 71, 72, 75, 80, 84, 86, 89, 90, 96, 97, 98, 102, 104, 108, 109, 112, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 122, 127, 128, 129, 131, 134, 142, 143, 148, 157, 160, 161, 162, 166, 186, 169, 171, 180, 181, 189, 191, 193, 196, 203, and 209
God I am such a geek. (and my fingers hurt) So you're not alone.
2006-07-28 01:51 pm (UTC)
my five for your list.
Not allowed to tell people I'm the alternate reality Skippy, and the real Skippy is out getting pizza.
Or that I've worked out the answer to entropic cascade failure, and it's pizza.
Paint 'the end is nigh' on the blast doors.
Swap the red phone with a cordless phone, then hide the handset.
Sell McDonald franchises offworld, even if they really really should have them.
heeee! OMG, this was great! Loved it! Thanks so much for sharing.
That was pretty good, Sarah. Took me two days to read through all of them, but it was well worth it.
These are so brilliant...I shall not read at work, I shall not read at work...
Where are the other SG1 lists? I'd lve to read them.
These are awesome! I'm going to icon some of these. also, you mention other Stargate skippy lists?
Yay for icons. I'd love to see icons for the list. some have already been made...by me and one of my friends...and by animehime. http://animehime.livejournal.com/30455.html
As for the other Stargate skippy lists I've really only ever seen like 1 or 2 and I can't remember the links at the moment though. The one I read that gave me the idea for my list was actually an Atlantis list.
Yeah, I just saw animehime's icons. Their awesome.
Do you mind that I made icons out of these? I'll make sure to credit you and your list. Pretty please? These were just too good not to make icons from. =) You can find them here
2009-07-19 09:40 pm (UTC)
oh yeah, am so gonna use some of these for the losers skippy's list....